Gross

My house is super nasty right now. This is a brief description of what going on:

1)I can't tell the difference between the ants and the oreo crumbs.

2)Hannah keeps picking stuff off her feet

3)There's a petrified sweet and sour ball behind the rocking chair (go ahead and look now, Brian. I left it there for you) from last week's Chinese food splurge.

4)The Polly Pockets have created a community under the couch cushions, making friends with the animal magnets and feasting on hot dog bits.

5)The toilet is flushing itself

6)We don't have any clothes is drawers or the closet-we are picking through the laundry basket (there are dirty baskets and clean baskets.)

7)Brian couldn't tell if his glasses were dirty or the air was hazy. Both.

8)The crusted jam on the table has been there so long it's now a permament fixture.

Comments

Brian said…
funny that when I leave behind the evidence for you, you're appropriately appalled yet when you do it, it's both funny and appropriate. How does that work? (Honestly, I don't really care. If you're willing to put up with last weeks dinner still rotting on moldy carpet, be my guest.)

p.s. you forgot one. My dirty clothes that I ripped off on my way to vomit(/pay homage to the porcelain god) in the toilet at 11pm last night after work are still there over 24 hours later at 12am, completely undisturbed.
September 24, 2008 at 11:02 PM
Brian said…
p.p.s how's that for "deep breakfast?"
September 24, 2008 at 11:03 PM
mrswade said…
Wow. That is....um....impressive. :) Sounds like your average home with children. Just shovel it all into some trash bags and start over. ;)
September 26, 2008 at 9:04 PM
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