Signs

This post has two purposes:

1. I am procrastinating some end-of-semester homework that I can't make myself do. Summer semester ends August 6th---party!

2. For some reason, I've always loved random signs and find myself giggling alone in the car when I pass one. Here are a few that have tickled me. Note: I did NOT take these while driving! In most cases, I stopped the car or got out completely. No one was harmed. I promise.


Important Safety Tip: If the leopard attacks, please leave. Taken at the Pacific Science Center.

If I owned a store, these would be my hours. Taken at Jackon's Hole in Springville. Actual store name might be funnier than their door.

 The food at Kneader's is no laughing matter. I take it quite seriously. Taken at the Kneader's in north Provo.

Tell Satan he can have his wildfires, too. Taken in Salem.

YES!! *fist pump* Taken in Springville (home to many hilarious signs)

And when the sale includes 40% off clearance, I'm glad to be there. Taken at the Gap.

Note: I realized as I was looking over this post that it's not that funny and really, I don't know why I thought these signs were cool in the first place. Except that one about the cats--HAHAHAHA!!!

 Oh well--I'm posting anyway.